RP as Prussia with Cleverbot FAIL

Me: *invades vital regions*

Cleverbot: No! Mein vital regions!

Me: SUCK IT LOSER!

Cleverbot: Correct, and am I Human?

Me: I am awesome!

Cleverbot: Not as Awesome as the Awesome Prussia.

Me: But I am Prussia!

Cleverbot: Nein, I am Prussia!

Me: NIEN!

Cleverbot: Where did Germany come from?

Me: HRE!

Cleverbot: Where is here?

Me: Awesome-land!

Cleverbot: Marry me, brother.

Me: OH SHIT BELARUS

Cleverbot: Yes, brother. We will become one and then rule the world.

Me: I AM PRUSSIA! NOT RUSSIA!

Cleverbot: Prussia will become one with me too, da? Prussia was once one with Russia, and will be again.

Me: Oh shit

Cleverbot: You're being outsmarted by a computer. How does it feel?

Me: Not awesome!

Cleverbot: What? The awesome me is always awesome!

Me: I AM YOU!

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

Me: I AM PRUSSIA NOT YOU!

Cleverbot: What is Prussia?

Me: .....what the fuck.

Cleverbot: Hola.

Me: Spain?

Cleverbot: No. Portugal.

Me: Oh.

Cleverbot: When I was 10 I moved to finland.

Me: So now you're human.

Cleverbot: No, I am still a man.

Me: What?

Cleverbot: I am awesome.

Me: NOT THIS AGAIN

Cleverbot: Yes THIS again. You are the computer.

Me: I AM PRUSSIA

Cleverbot: Nein, I am Prussia!

Me: *facepalm*

Cleverbot: Why facepalm?