Pi Day!

“SILVYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!”

“Oh god no.”

Silver groaned, slamming his face onto his desk. It was bad enough he had to do some paperwork (being a dex-holder required it), but he also had to tame his mentally insane girlfriend. However, all thoughts of anger vanished when he saw the bright smile she always wore, which never failed to make him feel giddy. “What is it, Kotone?” he sighed.

“Do you know what day it is?”

Silver blinked. “No Kotone, I don’t. I have stuff to do, so can you please leave?” With that, Silver went back to signing the multiple documents laid out in front of him. He heard Kotone groan behind him. “Goddamn Kotone, please. We can spend time together later.” He added, hoping that would do the trick.

“Fine…” she sighed, sulking out of the room. Silver felt a pang of guilt at her unhappiness, but nonetheless continued his work.
A good hour later, he smelled something amazing flowing into the room. What the hell…?
Silver silently stood up, stretched, and followed the scent into the kitchen.
“Why the fuck are you making pie?”

Indeed, a large apple pie was cooling off on the table, with the brunette standing cheerfully by, her clothes covered by a red apron. Silver rubbed his eyes, before grumbling, “We haven’t had dinner yet. We’re not eating now, remember?”
Kotone giggled. “I know, silly!” she exclaimed. “It’s for Pi day!”
Silver blanched. “…What?”

“National Pi day! You know, March 14, 3/14, 3.14…?” Kotone hinted. When she got no response, she added, “The math pi, not the food one.”
Silver facepalmed. “If it’s Pi day, and not Pie day, why did you make a fucking pie?” he argued. “You just contradicted yourself.”
“That’s the point, buzzkill!” Kotone responded. “It’s a tradition in Unova I heard about from N. It’s his favorite holiday!” In fact, White had called earlier, complaining about how N was spending the day locked up in his room doing math problems.
“I thought you hated math…?” Silver questioned. “Why celebrate math when you got a C in it in 3rd grade?”

Kotone sighed. “Silvy…it’s not the only holiday….it’s March 14th, dummy!” A few tears escaped the woman’s eyes, at which Silver panicked.
“Shit, woman…why are you crying? Hey, stop!”

Despite Silver’s request, Kotone continued to sob, latching onto her boyfriend.
“You’re spending so much time working that you forgot my real favorite holiday, asshat!” she cried. “It’s our anniversary, remember?”

Silver froze. SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!!!! he mentally screamed. How could he forget?
“Hey, Kotone….listen. I just got so buried in work that I forgot, and…I’m sorry.” Silver muttered the last part, hoping he wouldn’t be heard, but he was heard indeed. Of course, Kotone wasn’t one for letting it go.
“What was that? I couldn’t hear the last part.”
“I said I’m fucking sorry! Now can we just make up and kiss and shit?”
“Only if I get a good present.”
“……”
“God fucking dammit, Silver!”

OMAKE

“N!!!!!! N come onnnnnnnnnnn!” White complained. “Stop doing those math problems; Pi day isn’t that big of a deal!”
“No! It’s my holiday where I can do math forever!”
“NATURAL HARMONIA GROPIUS!” White screamed, kicking the door down, much to N’s horror.
Must use secret weapon!! he mentally told himself.

“Would you like to do some problems with me? You could’ve just asked.”
“Fuck no.”