Damn Otakus

Obsession

“Woman. What are you doing.”

Kotone turned to see her beloved Silver staring at her, an annoyed look on his face. She blushed and hid her phone behind her back. “Nothing~” she giggled.

“You were watching that lame ass show weren’t you? Italia or something?”
“It’s pronounced Hetalia damn you!” Kotone hissed.

“Whatever! You watch too much of it! It’s like you’re fucking addicted!” Silver sighed, massaging his face with his first 3 fingers. “How many episodes did you watch?”
“But each one is only 5 minutes-“

“ANSWER ME DAMMIT.”

Kotone grumbled. “59…” she let her head fall into her lap. “I’m sorry, Silvy! I just love this show so much!”
Silver groaned. “But you can’t fucking waste your life away watching it! I’m starting to get worried about you!”

The female blinked. “You’re worried about me?”

Silver scowled.  Why did I say that out loud!? he mentally cried. “Fuck, woman-“
“Awww, Silvy! That’s so sweet of you!” Kotone tackled her boyfriend onto the floor.

“I love you~” she giggled. “And I promise to spend time with you. I can tell you were jealous, too.”
Silver blushed. “I was not!” he cried.

“I can’t blame you, England is a cutie.”

“WOMAN!”

Silence

“Red?” Yellow called out, rubbing her hands together. “Where are you?” the girl trudged through the snow that lay on the rocky ground of Mount Silver.
She had gotten a text from him, telling her to meet the master at his icy home. “It’s too cold!” Yellow grumbled, watching her breaths fly away as steam. She felt a tap on her shoulder.

“Oh there you are!” she sighed. Red blinked, offering her his hand.
“Thanks.” She mumbled, taking the hand and letting it guide her to the Pokémon Master’s cave.

“Red, why don’t you talk?” Yellow asked her boyfriend.

He tilted his head to the side.
“I know it’s just your thing, but I never hear you say ‘I love you’. It gets frustrating…” she sighed.

he put his hand on her back, gently massaging it. Red huffed.
“Is something wrong?”

“No.” His voice was incredibly rough, most likely because he never used it.
Red pulled his girlfriend in for a hug. “Sorry.”

Yellow sighed, placing her arms around him. “It’s okay, Red. I forgive you. But what were you just doing that you couldn’t hear me?”

Red flushed. “…Attack on Titans…” he muttered.
Yellow glomp-tackled him.

“YOU ARE THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER!”

Singing

Kimi wa oujo  boku wa meshitsukai
Unmei wakatsu  aware na futago
Kimi wo mamoru  sono tame naraba
Boku wa aku ni datte natte yaru

Kitai no naka bokura wa umareta
Shukufuku suru wa kyoukai no kane-

“N SHUT THE FUCK UP!”

“Aaaw, White, you don’t like my singing?” The greenette pouted.

White groaned. “I like it just fine, when you’re not belting it out 24/7!” she massaged her temples, feeling a migraine rapidly form. “Don’t you have something else to do?”
“No…” N sighed. “I’m bored.” He stuck his bottom lip out, bringing his hands together. “Please, Whitey? Let me sing?”

Said girl flushed. “Fine!” she turned away to hide her blush. “What song was that anyway?”
“Servant of Evil~”

“HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NO MORE VOCALOID!?”

Shut-in

“Hugh. What are you doing.”

“Watching Soul Eater. Why?”

Mei groaned. “That’s all you’ve been doing! It’s unhealthy!” the girl drew the curtains back, revealing a bright sun. Hugh hissed. “It burns!”
“You’re acting ridiculous.”

“Hush!” Hugh turned back to the TV screen. “Nothing can make me stop watching this show!”
“Not even Team Plasma?”
Hugh twitched. “Plasma?”

“I hear they’re planning to come back soon. They may steal our Pokémon.” Mei taunted. This will be the one time I’ll ever use this to my advantage. she thought.
Hugh jumped up.

“PLASMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WILL UNLEASE MY RAGE YOU FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Feels

Green was calmly sipping some earl grey tea when he heard Leaf sobbing upstairs.
“Leaf?” He called. “Leaf, you okay?”

When he got no response, the teen hurried up the stairs of his house. Leaf never cries. She barely shows emotion! What could’ve shaken her up enough to make her cry? he pondered.
“Leaf, you in here?” he knocked on the door to the study.

“G…”

Green barged in. “Leaf! What’s wrong!?”
Leaf was curled up in his office chair, facing away from the computer. Her head was buried into her knees as she cried. “Leaf?” Green asked again.

Leaf looked up cautiously, before stuttering out another “G…”
Green took a step forward. Then she cried out,

“GARRY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
“GARRY!? WHO THE HELL IS THAT!?”

Green was not amused at all, seeing his girlfriend in tears over another man.
“WHY DID YOU GIVE YOUR ROSE TO MARY SHE KILLED YOU AND NOW YOU’RE DEAD MY OTP IS RUINED AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Leaf screamed, pointing at the computer.

“You’re upset…at a video game?”

“GARRY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?”

Green growled. “You have got to be kidding me…” he muttered over his girlfriend’s wails.